Hallmark Greeting Cards (found in the “Dysfunctional Relationships” part of the Hallmark Card aisle): (via Weatherstone’s Blog)

These are HILARIOUS!!! Enjoy!

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life… I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…. That you're not here to ruin it for me. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go…. Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Someday I hop … Read More

via Weatherstone's Blog