Musings From A Musical Mind

When Moles Attack

The Mole Returns

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Our backyard looks like a war zone.  Like someone took a shotgun and took random shots in our yard – kicking up dirt and leaving little holes in its wake.  However – if that had happened we very likely could find the nasty person – intent on wreaking havoc  for their own twisted pleasure.  Then we would smooth out our wounded and broken yard.  Reassured that our trouble was over.  But no.  It’s not that easy.  This is a MOLE issue.  And  Greg has declared – THIS IS WAR.

They are driven evil little creatures – bent on ripping apart our yard – bit by bit and taking delight in it.  They even work under cover of SNOW!  It’s amazing really.

Greg tried all the popular ‘cures’ for moles gone mad.  None of them worked…until – he heard about a sure cure – at least it’s worked in the past.  He goes out to the yard and much like the lead character in “Never cry wolf” – he drinks lots of water and then pees in the little holes – one by one.  It’s hilarious to watch and not for the easily squeamish of heart or stomach.  But in the past it has worked.  Very well.  He is stocking up on his liquid and planning his war attack for later today.  If I were a little mole – I wouldn’t like it ONE BIT.  Would you?

Watch out MOLES is all I can say.

And if you ever have trouble – try it Greg’s way.  🙂

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Comments on: "When Moles Attack" (8)

  1. Poor Greg.;) I have a better solution: Try throwing in toilet blocks. Moles have a keen sense of smell and they don’t like the bleach smell. They’ll just disappear.:)

  2. If your homeowners is paid up you might want to consider!

  3. Getting rid of moles is a homeowners nightmare. Dynamite might work then you wouldn’t have a yard or house.

  4. Oh, Cindy, I’m sitting here laughing my big butt off! I have NEVER heard of that method. 🙂 We have cats on the property and have not yet seen a mole on any inch of the 5 acres. Why? Whenever one has the nerve to pop its little head up, it quickly becomes a cat snack. They can smell them. Have you ever seen cats around a mole hole? You can have 4 or 5 of them and they will wait patiently. . . FOR HOURS if necessary. . . for the little beast to pop its head up. Then they fight for the glory! Haven’t seen a mole in years.

    I wish Greg lots of luck. Make sure you give him a coffee IV. LOL

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