Our backyard looks like a war zone. Like someone took a shotgun and took random shots in our yard – kicking up dirt and leaving little holes in its wake. However – if that had happened we very likely could find the nasty person – intent on wreaking havoc for their own twisted pleasure. Then we would smooth out our wounded and broken yard. Reassured that our trouble was over. But no. It’s not that easy. This is a MOLE issue. And Greg has declared – THIS IS WAR.
They are driven evil little creatures – bent on ripping apart our yard – bit by bit and taking delight in it. They even work under cover of SNOW! It’s amazing really.
Greg tried all the popular ‘cures’ for moles gone mad. None of them worked…until – he heard about a sure cure – at least it’s worked in the past. He goes out to the yard and much like the lead character in “Never cry wolf” – he drinks lots of water and then pees in the little holes – one by one. It’s hilarious to watch and not for the easily squeamish of heart or stomach. But in the past it has worked. Very well. He is stocking up on his liquid and planning his war attack for later today. If I were a little mole – I wouldn’t like it ONE BIT. Would you?
Watch out MOLES is all I can say.
And if you ever have trouble – try it Greg’s way. 🙂